CHAMPAGNE is the ANSWER.. - Handmade humorous wooden plaque £7.95 Quantity: at £7.95 each Great Gift idea for any occasion. CHAMPAGNE IS THE ANSWER Larger Handcut wooden pine plaque. Handpainted in distressed antique white with a linen wooden heart embellishment with a little sparkle. Finished with hanging jute and a made with love metal tag. Measures 180mm x 90 mm x 5mm. Any phrase, saying or name of your choice can be written, the heart can be replaced with a star.