LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO DRINK BAD WINE - Handmade humorous wooden plaque £5.95 Quantity: at £5.95 each LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO DRINK BAD WINE Great Mother's Day Gift idea. Handmade wooden humorous door plaque. Handpainted in distressed antique white with a beige wooden heart embellishment with a little sparkle. Finished with a ribbon and hanging jute. Measures 157mm x 82 mm x 6mm. Any phrase, saying or name of your choice can be written, the star can be replaced with a star. If your require a different plaque or heart colour, please advise when ordering.